You just might have my vote for most creative, philosophical person I have ever e-met.
Serious… It is fun.
Lawyers haven’t cornered the market on lies though.
And lies don’t beat truth.
Cause the truth is the sentence has already been laid down, that is why is it SO just.
They knew getting into it, and they KNOW God cannot lie.
And the DEMONS believe in God and they SHUDDER for this.
James 2:19 You believe there is one God, do you? You are doing quite well. And yet the demons believe and shudder. 20 But do you care to know, O empty man, that faith apart from works is inactive? 21 Was not Abraham our father declared righteous by works after he had offered up Isaac his son upon the altar? 22 You behold that [his] faith worked along with his works and by [his] works [his] faith was perfected, 23 and the scripture was fulfilled which says: “Abraham put faith in Jehovah, and it was counted to him as righteousness,” and he came to be called “Jehovah’s friend.”
Jehovah cannot be corrupted (and this is where your analogy of lawyers fit so well) Lawyers KNOW the law, and they know how to argue it.
Jehovah knows the hearts and he HATES
Proverbs 6: 16 There are six things that Jehovah does hate; yes, seven are things detestable to his soul: 17 lofty eyes, a false tongue, and hands that are shedding innocent blood, 18 a heart fabricating hurtful schemes, feet that are in a hurry to run to badness, 19 a false witness that launches forth lies, and anyone sending forth contentions among brothers.
I don’t think that someone could say one way or another. Because of how the legal system is set up, Lucifer has many tricks that the Lord would not use. Remember, just because something is true and just does not mean that one can prove such. That is why people say that Lucifer is in control of all the lawyers. He uses the fact that the law can be twisted in ways so that people who commit evil acts are set free.
First, Satan is not in hell, nor does he rule over it. He is currently running rampant on earth. One day, he will be cast into hell and utterly destroyed.
Second, not all Lawyers go to hell, only the non-Christian ones. God is a merciful god. He forgives even lawyers.
Third, God is omniscient. He knows everything, including every evidence and intricacy of all laws. Even if he had an infinite number of lawyers, he wouldn’t need them. He could represent himself and win.
Finally, the only place that would accept such a frivolous lawsuit would be God’s own court. No matter what Satan does, with God as the judge, how could he possibly win, especially if his army of lawyers are confined to hell.
You just might have my vote for most creative, philosophical person I have ever e-met.
Serious… It is fun.
Lawyers haven’t cornered the market on lies though.
And lies don’t beat truth.
Cause the truth is the sentence has already been laid down, that is why is it SO just.
They knew getting into it, and they KNOW God cannot lie.
And the DEMONS believe in God and they SHUDDER for this.
James 2:19 You believe there is one God, do you? You are doing quite well. And yet the demons believe and shudder. 20 But do you care to know, O empty man, that faith apart from works is inactive? 21 Was not Abraham our father declared righteous by works after he had offered up Isaac his son upon the altar? 22 You behold that [his] faith worked along with his works and by [his] works [his] faith was perfected, 23 and the scripture was fulfilled which says: “Abraham put faith in Jehovah, and it was counted to him as righteousness,” and he came to be called “Jehovah’s friend.”
Jehovah cannot be corrupted (and this is where your analogy of lawyers fit so well) Lawyers KNOW the law, and they know how to argue it.
Jehovah knows the hearts and he HATES
Proverbs 6: 16 There are six things that Jehovah does hate; yes, seven are things detestable to his soul: 17 lofty eyes, a false tongue, and hands that are shedding innocent blood, 18 a heart fabricating hurtful schemes, feet that are in a hurry to run to badness, 19 a false witness that launches forth lies, and anyone sending forth contentions among brothers.
Know anybody like that?
LOL – EVEN THOU SATAN MIGHT PLAY FAIR GODS GOING TO CHEAT ….. SO NO
No, because God is and always will be the judge.
Do you really have nothing else to do than think of unbelievably stupid questions
Yea, then zeus will come out of nowhere and strike god in the heart with his famous lightening bolt of righteous justice.
No, God knows the future
Well all lawyers are liars so yes I imagine he would kick gods A*rse if for no other reason than there are a bucket load of them anyways…lol
Haha that’s awesome xD.
Dude, what the hell?
I don’t think that someone could say one way or another. Because of how the legal system is set up, Lucifer has many tricks that the Lord would not use. Remember, just because something is true and just does not mean that one can prove such. That is why people say that Lucifer is in control of all the lawyers. He uses the fact that the law can be twisted in ways so that people who commit evil acts are set free.
Doesn’t matter how many lawyers there are God is still the Judge.
You are mistaken in many points of your theology.
First, Satan is not in hell, nor does he rule over it. He is currently running rampant on earth. One day, he will be cast into hell and utterly destroyed.
Second, not all Lawyers go to hell, only the non-Christian ones. God is a merciful god. He forgives even lawyers.
Third, God is omniscient. He knows everything, including every evidence and intricacy of all laws. Even if he had an infinite number of lawyers, he wouldn’t need them. He could represent himself and win.
Finally, the only place that would accept such a frivolous lawsuit would be God’s own court. No matter what Satan does, with God as the judge, how could he possibly win, especially if his army of lawyers are confined to hell.
In YHVH’s court truth and justice count. (unlike human courts) so no Satan won’t win, even if he does have all the lawyers.
Yes & the Judges
God cannot be tried by mankind….he laughs at them….they are but dust in his eyes.
What is butt dust mom? lol
Satan can only win if he prays to thy lord, God and repents his evil doing!
No one can win against God cos God gave life to Satan.