Jul
15
I thought I had it under control but my monkeys have begun to run while carrying scissors again.
I thought at first it only applied to humans , Then I heard that it was just not in the house.
What exactly is this law of running with scissors?

Are you thinking about selling your home yourself? then
Do you need a lawyer to tell you the laws or to provide a target for your scissor wielding monkeys?
Anyhow, this is too easy for a lawyer. Most monkeys laws are case law from the famous Richards vs. Monkeys. This landmark case about many neglected Dicks and their complaints against excessive monkey spanking. Yes, Richards vs. Monkeys goes back to the beginning of time. Should Dicks get all the attention? Monkey spanking? This case set pretty much all the landmark decisions in primate law.